Vocabulary From Hell

23 November 2006 @ 07:38 pm

426. "These are really good chocolate chip kittens."
~~This is why we don't invite others to our family holiday gatherings.

425. "I sure don't want any undue pressure on my butt rolls."
~~I don't know about the rest of ya.

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22 September 2006 @ 10:08 pm

Typos: Amazingly enough, none. I must be out of practice.

424. "Well, he's big and his shirt's on fire, so you really can't miss him."
~~If this is the second thing Rick's saying to describe him, I really wonder what the first thing was!

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20 July 2006 @ 11:57 pm

Typos: fint size

423. Sarah: "... not a stationary adjective, like, it's not in a state of being slimey ... you just ..."
Heather: "... slime at it."
~~It's always better when slime is moveable.

422. "But just like the people who don't know what Wal-Mart is, I bet the people who ... know about that are ... not very many."
~~And apparently I'm not among them.

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hysterical

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20 July 2006 @ 09:25 pm

Gypos: Gypos?

421. "How long are you absent if an alien takes you?"
~~...and do you have to make up the homework?

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good

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20 July 2006 @ 05:22 pm

Typos: Comic Snas

420. "Oh, the munchkins is done."
~~Oh, okay, then.

419. "I didn't see that car. Or -- I did see it. That's how it was able to scare me."
~~Heather didn't say that. Or -- she did say it. That's how I was able to quote it.

Current Mood: chipper

chipper

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17 July 2006 @ 10:23 pm

Typos: there is literally no word in this post that I didn't have to repair at least once.

418. "I'm thinking about having another Little Debbie Peanut Butter Bars."
~~I'm thinking about posting another quotes from Heather.

Current Mood: bouncy

bouncy

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14 July 2006 @ 01:54 pm

Typos: I don't know. It's too hot.

417. "We transmit ourselves across the coroner."
~~And as fun as that sounds for the coroner, I'm not sure it's feasible.

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13 July 2006 @ 11:53 am

typos: fuci = fuck

416. "It's because of Mercury. It's retto-grade. Retro-gwade. Fuck."
~~Yeah. It's because of Mercury.

Current Mood: bouncy

bouncy

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12 July 2006 @ 02:57 pm

typos: "you're circled up in your seat"

415. "I look over, your eyes are closed and you're curled up in your seat. You don't look like you're operating a motor vehicle ..."
~~Perhaps both parties in this conversation are a little too calm.

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giggly

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11 July 2006 @ 11:56 am

Typos: Every single time I tried to italicize, I turned off the italics tag instead.

414. "How would it get wet? I mean, it could get wet. But that doesn't have anything to do with anything. Plus, how would what get wet?"
~~I'm thinking as hard as I can, but I have no idea how this conversation started.

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11 July 2006 @ 03:24 am

typos: "Buckeye" went through several drafts. The most unrecognizable started with "ckb."

413. "Ohio is as many letters as you can have."
~~I thought it was the Buckeye State.

412. "He sucks dick ... you know, cock ... you know, vagina ..."
~~Uh-oh! I think maybe somebody doesn't know!

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drunk

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10 July 2006 @ 11:07 pm

No typos! Would you believe it? Make a note, 'cause it'll never happen again!

411. "We're really, really, really, really, really, really unique."
~~Really?

410. "Come here, thing! I want to fold your ear down!"
~~Yeah. Heather's going home alone again.

Current Mood: silly

silly

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05 July 2006 @ 12:50 pm

Typos this post: Would you believe I did "typoes" again? I wouldn't either. But I did. :|

409. "I'm manually smoothing the cat."
~~Sarah makes pets complicated.

Current Mood: pleased

pleased

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04 July 2006 @ 03:32 pm

Typos: None, but you should have seen how long it took me to log in!

408. "The Senior Center's losing money like a bucket ... with a hole in it ... would lose money ... if it had money in it."
~~The fun part is, Heather gets paid to talk.

407. "If I had a nickel for every time I told somebody that I wished I had a nickel for every time that happened ..."
~~He wouldn't be able to spend them anyway, because he'd be too busy still finishing that sentence.

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04 July 2006 @ 11:34 am

Typos: anythig, w/hat, and apparently it's really hard for me to capitalize things.

406. Rick: "Well, it doesn't really say anything."
Heather: "What does it say?"
~~They're only sort of talking to each other.

Current Mood: giddy

giddy

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04 July 2006 @ 12:54 am

typos this post: "untickly" and "unticklgish" for "unticklish", which is still probably wrong

405. "Horizontally, it's between the microwave and oven, and it's also below the microwave."
~~It isn't anywhere, really. It doesn't exist.

404. "As far as we got before was tickling an unticklish person, and then we went into the alcohol, the erections, and squeals of glee ..."
~~Sounds like we did all right, even if we didn't reach our goal.

403. "We have an entire candle full of asses."
~~The burning question is, is it lit?

402. "I hear the tell-tale jingling of Death."
~~It sounds deceptively harmless.

Current Mood: amused

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04 July 2006 @ 12:32 am

Typos this post: "Tryoto" for "try to," "fror" for "for", and "typoes" is becoming a thing

401. "Considering how you reacted when your heart exploded earlier, this must have been seriously bad."
~~Rick practices medicine.

400. Sarah: "What was the exclamation of joy before erectile miracles?"
Heather: "Ususally those come after."
~~We try to update vocab.

399. Rick: "The first step is to absolutely destroy your nervous system with alcohol."
Sarah: "What's the second step?"
Rick: "Ooh, erectile miracles!"
~~God, I hope this isn't a twelve-step program.

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bouncy

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03 July 2006 @ 09:30 pm

Typos This Post: I was going to say none, but instead I typed "typoes"

398. "It's all fun and games till Rick gets lockjaw."
~Screw losing an eye. Try falling off a rusty old bridge.

Current Mood: bouncy

adventurous

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03 July 2006 @ 06:16 pm

Typos This Entry: goddman for goddamn; cammp for camp

397. "I wrote and produced a story about kids doing astronomy at a science camp, taught Bonnie how to be news director while I'm gone, hosted No-No Hour ..."
~~I thought I was the elementary school teacher, not Heather!

396. "So ... you've had slightly less than a lover each month."
~~Goddamn lover plans with no roll-over! If she'd had a couple more days per month, she might have managed an entire lover!

Current Mood: ditzy

ditzy

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03 July 2006 @ 01:18 am

New Wisdom

395. "That's a weird way to hang an eagle."
~~Oh, yeah? That's also a weird way to go to jail for killing a member of an endangered species.

394. "It's not fair that we can't stop when we get to the earth."
~~Rick falls in a hole.

393. Heather: "I wonder if there's anything in nature I can use to put my hair up."
Sarah: "Bees are sharp."
Almost hard to believe we aren't farmers.

392. "I don't feel like astronomers kill people ..."
Heather trusts her guts. To astronomers.

Current Mood: happy

happy

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